On Halloween Saturday this year - when juveniles dressed as freaks will be collecting candy on the streets of London - the extremist Islamist sect Al Muhajiroun's juvenile freaks (with no need to dress up any differently) will be marching from the House of Commons to Trafalgar Square to demand the full implementation of Shari'ah law in Britain.

Islam4UK - the brainchild of Omar Bakri's madcap sidekick Anjem Choudary - are calling for Nelson's Column and statue to be replaced by an Islamic clock, pots of gold coins to replace Trafalgar Square's bronze lions and for the pool fountain in the square to become a wudhu area (washing area) for Muslims.

At least these extremist morons have a sense of humour - some of their illustrations of this future Londonistan are rather amusing http://www.islam4uk.com/non-muslims/62-non-muslims/354-trafalgar-square-under-the-shariah - not that they have a ghost of a chance of ever materialising.  

By "Shari'ah law" these ghouls, who have the gall to call themselves Muslims, do not expect an imposition of some softcore Shari'ah penal code in Britain. They want the full gambit of stoning, flogging and amputations. Let's be clear here: these extremists want death sentences for raped women and homosexuals, to take away the rights of women and non-Muslims, to shut schools for girls and have us all turn to their "Islam" or suffer the consequences. They want a return to barbarism in these islands not seen for a millennium - a barbarism which makes the savagery of the Vikings seem somehow modern and enlightened. They want to rip up Britain's golden centuries of progress and have us all live like Taliban savages.

These men and women wish for a return to the age of the Flintstones even though they will arrive at the march on comfortable modern public transport paid for through the taxes of a successful liberal democratic capitalist state. They will buy their halal baps paid for on giros donated to them by the same system. And they will be mobilised by mobile telephony and the Internet - along with other ingenious technological advances borne of Western ingenuity (allowed to burgeon in our flourishing secular society).

Al Muhajiroun (Islam4UK is its latest name after its former names Al Ghurabaa and the Saved Sect were banned by the former Home Secretary John Reid in 2006) has a history of being provocative. Recall its conference "The Magnificent 19", praising the September 11, 2001 attacks.

Al Muhajiroun also has a history of producing terrorists. On the 29 April, 2003, Asif Hanif, who attended some of Al Muhajiroun's circles, carried out a bombing of a café in Tel Aviv, Israel, that killed three people and injured 60 others. In 2006 another individual connected with Al Muhajiroun detonated a bomb in India, killing himself and destroying an army barracks. In 2007, five young Muslim Britons with Al Muhajiroun connections - Omar Khyam, Waheed Mahmood, Anthony Garcia, Jawad Akbar and Saladhuddin Amin, - were convicted of a multiple bombing plot to use fertiliser bombs which police say could have killed hundreds of British people. The men were caught after police and MI5 launched a massive surveillance operation. The targets included the Bluewater shopping centre in Kent, the Ministry of Sound nightclub in London and Britain's domestic gas network. Al Muhajiroun's list of terror connections is too long to detail in full here.

Who is likely to hold a counter demonstration to Al Muhajiroun's march? The English Defence League (EDL). Although the EDL is due to be holding a demonstration that Halloween Saturday in Leeds, it now seems highly unlikely that they will miss out on an opportunity to demonstrate against the likes of Choudary face to face on London's streets. This is why the EDL was set up after all - not to demonstrate against communists and left-wingers - but to expose through demonstrations the likes of Choudary and his gang of Britain-hating extreme Islamists. 

So, if the EDL decides to show up, will the Unite Against Fascism (UAF) crowd show up as they always seem to when the EDL organize any kind of public demonstration? And if they do show up, whose side will they be on? Presumably not the EDL's side, who in their eyes are fascists and racists? Then will they be supporting a terrorist-linked Islamofascist group as they march across London calling for imposition of a legal system that would see half of their members executed for one reason or another? Are the UAF really going to back the freedom of expression of a group which has publicly called for the bombing of Britain by Al Qaeda, the beheading of Danish cartoonists and the Pope, and dresses its womenfolk head to toe so they look like ghosts from the Dark Side (suitable though that might be for Halloween)?

If the UAF do decide to show up as a counter presence to the EDL, then how will the Islamist entities within the UAF tell the core UAF supporters to react? Presumably the UAF non-Muslim factions can just about bear their marriage of convenience with the Islamist factions (MCB, Stop the war coalition etc) within the UAF, but can they go so far as to support a group like Choudary's with blood on its hands? (I imagine there are a lot of frantic meetings going on at the UAF headquarters right now. Hopefully those leftists who have for a long time wanted to cut Islamist ties will now see that they have no choice but to say goodbye to the living hypocrisy that is the Black Red Alliance.).

Personally, I'd like to see Islam4uk's march banned. Those marching under the Islam4uk banner are racist, bigoted, brainwashed fools who abuse Islam and the decent Muslims that live peaceably and progressively in Britain today. They do not merit freedom of speech, let alone Britain's other freedoms. Islam4uk supporters hate Britain and the West, so what on earth are they doing here? These people should go to some pent-up, troubled dustbin of a country like Islamic Saudi Arabia and live under Shari'ah law there if they believe in it that much. They should stop trying to fob off a corrupt, barbaric, failed legal code on Western democracies which left their kind of theocratic barbarism behind many centuries ago.

If the EDL and the UAF are intent on holding peaceful rallies then so be it. But what are they going to achieve? What does all their flag-waving and ranting get at the end of the day apart from a two minute slot on the evening news and a whole load of policemen focused on them rather than on people like Islam4Uk, who are the real troublemakers in British society?

Both sides should just grow up.

Yes, the far right needs putting in its box in the UK. The BNP and other far right nonses need debating into the ground by the mainstream and the UAF has a real job to do in making sure that the far right is exposed at every turn. The BBC putting Nick Griffin on Question Time is a start - let the mainstream put its most eloquent debaters on the same panel to squash him and his nonsensical extremist ideology.

Yes, the EDL has a point too - extreme Islamists are out of control in many parts of Britain and are using and abusing almost every institution that the average Brit used to be able to trust. There are huge problems in Britain with Muslim faith schools, many Muslim women living the lives of slaves, block voting in local elections, local government corruption, Islamist "no-go" areas and the racist propaganda of groups like Islam4UK and Hizb ut Tahrir who teach the Muslim youth they are superior in all ways to dirty "kuffar" rather than equals.