The gist of the piece was about how Glen's imaginary daughter had turned to Islam, how she somehow (after all she doesn't exist) looked forward to the day when Islam would "rule the world" (another preposterous fantasy). It was written by some illiterate (generally evidence that it actually came from someone from ASWJ / Al Ghurabaa / Al Muhajiroun / whatever they call themselves nowadays to escape immediate arrest) and inspired the Mrs and I to have a good chuckle when the full oeuvre popped up on my Blackberry. I even contacted Glen (first time in a while) and exchanged a few laughs, congratulating him on lifting another virtual stone and finding yet another real worm underneath to add to the growing collection - he has unique talents which are very useful.

Of course, rules are such that I am bound to report any abuse by these misfits to the authorities, who, like the Evil Eye, prefer to be omniscient. That done, I didn't want to pass on my breakfast, so readily tucked into my usual (solidarity, Danish) bacon and eggs and scanned through the morning papers - full of stories about Bristol bombers, Abu Izzadeen and the latest scandals perpetrated by these extreme Islamists, who abuse the benefits system, considering it a non-believer tax to themselves for the privilege of sharing their planet.

It must really hurt these men of make-believe to be caught out on Newsnight, humiliated daily in the press and exposed as perverts and feeble men who must rely on our charity to feed and house them. Yet, however much of a daily reality-check they receive, they still come out with this twaddle about how they are going to rule the world, which is all the more extraordinary when they have the national appeal of skunk-fiddlers - "Join us and get free accommodation at Belmarsh". Although not seasonal targets, these extremists remind me a bit of pheasants, who step out into country lanes just as cars are passing - they still seem so sure they will get to the other side of the road even when they are three-quarters compressed by a Pirelli.

For sure, such "insulting" oeuvres are useful sustenance to those in the business of exposing the extreme Islamists and the Islamonutter brigade of fruitcakes and oddballs who have congregated in Britain. When they write such third-grade drivel (after a whole weekend of planning a riposte) you know these Luddites have been got to and are running scared again in the sweaty footsteps of al-Owhali - like Bakri (who fled Britain for Beirut), like Izzadeen (who last year made a famously pitiful act of contrition in front of ITN cameras before getting jailed a few weeks later) and like "I just can't resist" Hamza of Islambase who was on the phone crying to one of our informants in Luton when his depraved porn habit was exposed here on the pages of Westminster Journal around Christmastime (see articles Perverted Values I & II). This mob of crazies and uneducated hypocrites doesn't need laxatives - you can smell their fear a mile off.

Most of the time - thankfully for most of my colleagues - there's no personal interchange between the likes of Choudary and people in my line of employ. Most of the time the evidence collected is mere stats, numbers, links and faceless detail - data stored then transported to be ordered, connected and pieced together elsewhere, to be reviewed and re-reviewed for possible missed links. Rarely does a face need to be seen, as words are all that are required now for this rabble to incriminate itself. I personally enjoy seeing this lot face to face and am often found in Alum Rock, Luton or Dewsbury on a Friday trying out my new digital camera and pestering talkative postmen and shopkeepers for the latest word on their neighbours' activities.

By being who they are, surely the extreme Islamists realise that, at least notionally, they have conceded their human rights and - whatever the likes of lawyer Mudassar Arani (perhaps not much longer a lawyer after Tuesday's Sun article!) contend about this group's individual values - all dog owners in Britain, when faced with a dilemma of saving their dog or one of them from a swirling river, would each and every time dive in after their dog rather than extend a hand to one of them (and this a population brought up on stories of the Good Samaritan and traditionally acutely selfless when obliged to perform an act of heroic rescue).  

We are all Islamistophobes in Britain nowadays - so are a very high percentage of embarrassed British Muslims, who've had it up to here with these fools who rant on about 1.5 billion Muslims on the planet as if they ever belonged to their number.

"Forget life - it's all about the afterlife" those on Sawtulislam and Islambase rant, gambling on nothing more than theological nicety, borne of scriptural misinterpretations (purposeful misinterpretations designed to create a political power, which has and will never come to being). It must be truly awful being so screwed up as they are - one's better off in dog-loving Britain today as a lamppost rather than one of their number. Anjem Choudary is their spokesperson - he looks like Worzel Gummidge and is about as scary.

So, against such a miserable background and trapped in such a risible bubble as they are, it's understandable why they collude to write such drivel as appeared on Sawtulislam on Monday. For most of them, life is a living hell - and so merited - and, by anyone's book, they are heading for much more of it according to any sane person's definition of afterlife.

Best if they all just give up and check in to a mental health clinic now to get de-brainwashed. At least there they will be making progress, addressing their "religious" schizophrenia rather than surrounding themselves with other emperors with no clothes who merely egg them on. Someone tell them it's free - that'll help - after all, they'd not be hanging round on these shores if their freebies were suddenly taken away and they had to face that word that is a fate worse than death to them ... WORK.

As for the extreme Islamist online community in Britain - expect an even more interesting week.

Dominic Whiteman is spokesperson for the London-based VIGIL anti-terrorist organization - an international network of terror trackers, including former intelligence officers, military personnel and experts ranging from linguistic to banking experts.  He edits the Westminster Journal.

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