Just days before Quilliam's grand launch on the 22 nd of this month at the British Museum, Imran Waheed (not the suspected aircraft bomb plotter Waheed but the rotund Hizb ut Tahrir al Islami Britain spokesperson) has been up in his attic again and bashed out yet another Dr Evilesque blogspot exposé on yet another of Hizb ut Tahrir al Islami's endless enemies.

One wonders where he finds the time, what with Bangladesh about to be taken over by Nasim "Patrick" Ghani (HT Britain's official leader) and Hizb ut Tahrir al Islami on the point of global domination. Indeed, on the verge of this great empire of theirs - which will dwarf the Roman, Moghul and even British Empires (based out of a damp flat above a shop in Small Heath, Birmingham) - one wonders why the likes of Waheed are so worried by a bunch of ex Ht'ers who seek to raze Hizb ut Tahrir in Britain, not with made-up exposés or using the teethy 2006 Terror laws, but wielding the creeds of peaceful, integrationist Islam and liberal democracy. Surely raising funds for free food to fake the next Indonesian rally or slipping a few fivers to the unbiased BBC Central Europe desk would be more pressing goals?

Imran Waheed's attempts to slur the Quilliam boys resorted to accusing one of the Quilliam team of stealing cars, another of going to nightclubs and pulling (rather tasty actually) ...shock, horror...... kuffar women.......and another of just making up his association with Hizb ut Tahrir al Islami altogether, in spite of the fact that his association with the sect has been verified and demonstrated by several Islamists who, if they'd thought of disassociating the man, they would have done so ages ago - in fact, manifold speeches and a best-selling Penguin book ago.

Waheed's efforts went so far as to poke fun at "a funny looking guy with NHS specs who seems to have disappeared off of the scene before this organisation was even publicly launched".... this is the first that I ever heard of Imran Waheed ever being part of Quilliam then returning to HT. Two bad moves on your part there, Mr Waheed..... when a ship is going down and there's a sound, safe ship to jump on, JUMP! Oh, and Specsavers have been offering cheap deals on some really fashionable spectacles for some time now - you have no excuse to go round in your dodgy NHS pair.

Waheed's habit of bashing out fraudulent blogspots has now captured the attention of the British police, who, hearing from an HT insider about ‘where, how and with who's support', have agreed to look into the matter.

Imran Waheed and those other extreme Islamist algae who feel secure using the Internet - because, they assume, it makes them look and feel bigger than they really are - should remember who created the Internet, where the ISP's they are using (notably for exposé blogspots) are based and where the political persuasions of those who control their best friend lie.

Eighteen months ago on Paltalk, Abu Izzadeen was private-messaged a simple question, "Plane or jail?" Unlike Bakri he took the latter option and currently resides at Her Majesty's pleasure.

Thank God for Hizb ut Tahrir al Islami. Without them the fake jihadi messageboards of Britain would be so short of deprecating humour - how they are so jeered at now even by those they think are on their side. They are a bigger national joke now than the Salafis with their expecting-a-flood trousers as they freeze to death on the way to Friday prayers in February cursing puddle-splashing cars like madmen. Rule the world, let alone Britain? George on Rainbow has more of a chance and he is a camp, pink hippo - and, by the way, he's not real either.

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